was going to be. she said she was worried he might break up with her. >> i'm so sorry they didn't make it. >> i really don't think it was the tattoo, kat. >> a little more than that, kat. this story, i love this story here. crystal harris, she's the former hugh hefner girlfriend. apparently she went -- former fiancee. she went on howard stern's radio show on tuesday and kind of spilled some secrets about what sex is like with the old man, with the legendary hef. >> she did not. >> she says, quote,the sex lasted, quote, like two seconds then i was just over it. she said they only had sex one time, he really doesn't take off his clothes, i've never seen hef naked. apparently she spilled secrets on my boy hef. >> don't you know you never kiss and tell? isn't that rule number one? >> he's 90 years old, i'm happy that it lasted two seconds. i'm happy that it got that far at 90 years old. you keep doing your thing, hef. here's a fun story for you.